Tears Over Beers.

Call me Derrick.
I like butts.

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Trapped Under Ice

    “One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.”

    (via bl-ossomed)

    12 hours ago with 484,265 notes

    The next time I’m in a sexually promiscuous scenario and I get an erection I’m going to be like “aye girl, the kraken has awaken” but then cry because I’m probably drunk and by myself

    15 hours ago with 6 notes